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Fortune: 911 - 920 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  911 of 2327

If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?
                -- Marvin Kitman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  912 of 2327

If God wanted us to have a President,
He would have sent us a candidate.
                -- Jerry Dreshfield
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  913 of 2327

If graphics hackers are so smart,
why can't they get the bugs out of fresh paint?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  914 of 2327

If guns are outlawed, how will we shoot the liberals?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  915 of 2327

If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry.
                -- Chinese proverb
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  916 of 2327

If he had only learnt a little less, how
infinitely better he might have taught much more!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  917 of 2327

If he once again pushes up his sleeves in order to compute for 3 days
and 3 nights in a row, he will spend a quarter of an hour before to
think which principles of computation shall be most appropriate.
                -- Voltaire, "Diatribe du docteur Akakia"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  918 of 2327

If he should ever change his faith,
it'll be because he no longer thinks he's God.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  919 of 2327

If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.
                -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  920 of 2327

If I could read your mind, love,
What a tale your thoughts could tell,
Just like a paperback novel,
The kind the drugstore sells,
When you reach the part where the heartaches come,
The hero would be me,
Heroes often fail,
You won't read that book again, because
        the ending is just too hard to take.

I walk away, like a movie star,
Who gets burned in a three way script,
Enter number two,
A movie queen to play the scene
Of bringing all the good things out in me,
But for now, love, let's be real
I never thought I could act this way,
And I've got to say that I just don't get it,
I don't know where we went wrong but the feeling is gone
And I just can't get it back...
                -- Gordon Lightfoot, "If You Could Read My Mind"
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